African Naturalistas: Humour

I am very fortunate to be married to a guy who loves natural hair. Unlike many other ladies, the fact that I had long natural hair was a major selling point in our relationship. It was one of the things he bragged about concerning me to his friends when he was telling them about the fact that he had met who he wanted to marry. He himself had full long'ish' natural hair during our courtship, which found a way to get themselves locked before the actual wedding.

Inasmuch as my husband likes hair, and can hold his own down when it comes to hair, he has never had to deal with dwelling with females as regards to hair, cos he is from an all-boys family.

It is safe to say that every comment a husband like mine makes is from the angle of the supporting husband's club. Lately, he has been passing snide comments that have me rolling my eyes at him. And I can't help but think "Don't you know there's always a STORY behind every GLORY?" And to think that I'm not even high maintenance when it comes to hair care. I wonder what he would have done if he were married to a natural styling youtube guru

1. See the acne on my face, it is as a result of you rubbing your hair on my cheeks last night.

2. What's that smelling on your hair. Today, you smell like shea butter, tomorrow, you smell like coconut. Another day, you smell like pap. Everyday, it's a different smell.

3. Babe, what is this? See your hair everywhere.

4. They need to conduct an orientation class for men who intend to get married to naturalistas so we can know what we are getting into. What's all this now. Nobody warned us o.

5. Just the way people celebrate naturalistas all over the world, they need to celebrate their husbands too, cos they go through a lot.

Over to you. What comments have you heard from your husbands, boyfriends, lovers and admirers

Hello Naturalistas,

How are you all doing today? I hope you had a fabulous February?
What is your default go-to natural hair style? Today, we would be looking at what that go-to hairstyle says about you.

Disclaimer: This article is just for fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously ~~before some people will come for my kinks.~~

Pineapple Bun: You are one lazy naturalista. You would prefer convenience to style, and that is exactly what this hairstyle offers you. You are most likely an employee that is on-the go and doesn't also want to spend time styling your hair every morning but let us be frank, it's the laziness that makes you opt for this style.

Low Bun: You are a conservative person who also doesn't have alot of time to style hair but yours is not out of laziness because you take your time to lay all your edges. You also like to be safe and won't easily try new things, you love your comfort zone.

Twists: You are an extremely patient person who is very hardworking and has little or no time to style your hair everyday. You can also be very uptight and too serious and won't agree to be adventurous with your hair. Yes! You are an entrepreneur.

Low Cut: You are daring and a risk taker. You are also an attention seeker, I mean why else will you shave all your hair? But really who are we kidding? It could just be the good old laziness.

Stylish Up-do: You are classy and high maintenance. You also have plenty money and most likely a celebrity, how else will you explain stylish up-dos that only hairstylist make as your go-to style?

Wash and go: Haha! Who are we kidding? Who's go-to hairstyle is a wash and go? in this part of the world? Let's just move on.

Afro: Fierce! Va va voom! Your are carefree and definitely love making a statement with your hair. You are not a play-it-safe kinda person you are more look-at-me-I-am-in-the-bulding kinda person. This is assuming your Afro is a real one and not the struggle-nigerian-texture afro.