Love Series: How to Protect Your Natural Hair During Sex

ALRIGHTY THEN!!!

If you are below the age of 18, kindly close this page and go look for a book to read, as information here is most probably not for you.

Moving right along...

You get home from a long day of work or shopping or whatever it is that takes up your day, and your love has decided that he wants to physically show you how much he loves you. He's set up the dinner table with candlelight, some sweet red wine, and dinner. You can just tell from the twinkle in his eye, that this is going to be a looooooooong and pleasure-filled night. You smile at him and say you want to freshen up a little before dinner, and you head into the bathroom and do either of two things...

1. PANIC
   First of all, NO he did not just pull this on you!!! Doesn't he know that you need to protect your hair from all the writhing, and head-turning, and hair pulling, and head-banging that will take place?! Especially when your hair isn't
   - Properly moisturized,
   - Adequately detangled,
   - and Put up in a nice protective style to thwart all that friction your poor head will get from the non-satin pillowcase.
   
   And what about your nightly hair regimen?! You wonder at what point from the dining room to the bedroom, you can
   - Sneakily spray your hair with your DIY mix,
   - Give your ends some TLC,
   - Massage your scalp, edges and temples with Castor Oil because you just happen to be on Day 67 of  a Castor Oil Challenge,
   - Twist/flat twist/braid/pineapple your hair up while tucking in the ends,
   - AND put it all in your satin head scarf or bonnet... without him noticing!!!
   

   

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   Girl, are you REALLY thinking about your hair right now? Like, that is what is on your mind? NO NO NO! Forget this option and just...
   
   
2. RELAX (your mind and body o, not your hair)
   Your hair, and maybe even dinner can wait until tomorrow, because you're about to GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!! If your hair's REALLY that important, then I suggest you get on top and give him the ride of his life! YES I SAID IT! Another option is to stand, or do the grown-up puppy (figure it out).
   

   

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   The point is g'head wit yo bad self and have some fun!

Happy Valentine's Day to You and Yours!!! 

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